TFLN

[thelittlestblade]

A
so how about you stop calling my mom during parties?

B
FYI, bail money is under my pillow. might need it tonight.

C
i'm starting to notice a correlation between blackouts and broken bones

D
i think i just got baptized...

E
wild card!

Comments

[the_tailor]

no I mean like

if I'm at a party and Veronica is there

everyone tries to hook up with HER

it ain't just bad luck at wooing the ladies that had me being a virgin till you